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Hilarious Jokes
(ClipJokes; a subgroup of ClipFillers)
This category of 'canned' newsletter fillers is arranged in easily recognized groups, all with the prefix 'Clip', this one being ClipJokes. Find the ones most suitable for you by referring to the Focus, Tone, or word length columns (Wds). To open a file for viewing or copying, click on the View File link at the end of each row. For further information, go to Help And Guidance.
Jokes, when the context is right, make excellent newsletter fillers and these consist of some old favorites plus many that are sure to be new to you. Various length jokes, many grouped according to a theme, are included and most are just harmless fun. Always read them before publishing though, because there are a few that might be considered 'adult humor'.
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| Working Title | Focus | Wds | View File |
| 10 Geriatric Party Games | Life/Society/Politics | 48 | oldgames.txt |
| 10 Perks For Over 60s (1) | Life/Society/Politics | 88 | 10perks1.txt |
| 10 Perks For Over 60s (2) | Life/Society/Politics | 105 | 10perks2.txt |
| 10 Ways To A Healthy Insanity (1) | Life/Society/Politics | 129 | insane01.txt |
| 10 Ways To A Healthy Insanity (2) | Life/Society/Politics | 154 | insane02.txt |
| 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus (1) | Seasonal/Festive | 275 | consant1.txt |
| 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus (2) | Seasonal/Festive | 223 | consant2.txt |
| 12 (Support Desk) Bugs Of Christmas | Seasonal/Festive | 108 | 12bugs.txt |
| 5000 Dead Lawyers | Life/Society/Politics | 19 | lawyer11.txt |
| 6 Common Signs Of Menopause | Life/Society/Politics | 99 | menopaus.txt |
| A Baby Defined | Family/Parenting/Kids | 22 | 1line117.txt |
| A Bore Defined | Relationships/Selfimage | 21 | 1line120.txt |
| A Candidate Defined | Life/Society/Politics | 25 | 1line121.txt |
| A Card You Won't See In Hallmark (1) | Life/Society/Politics | 37 | hallma01.txt |
| A Card You Won't See In Hallmark (2) | Faith/Religion/Insight | 25 | hallma02.txt |
| A Card You Won't See In Hallmark (3) | Family/Parenting/Kids | 23 | hallma03.txt |
| A Card You Won't See In Hallmark (4) | Seasonal/Festive | 20 | hallma04.txt |
| A Day At The Office | Seasonal/Festive | 31 | fatguy.txt |
| A Dieter's Psalm | Fitness/Wellbeing | 117 | dietsalm.txt |
| A Diplomat Defined (1) | Relationships/Selfimage | 20 | 1line125.txt |
| A Diplomat Defined (2) | Relationships/Selfimage | 27 | 1line126.txt |
| A Doctor, An Engineer And A Politician | Life/Society/Politics | 100 | docenpol.txt |
| A Female View Of Sex (1) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 25 | 1line100.txt |
| A Female View Of Sex (2) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 19 | 1line101.txt |
| A Female View Of Sex (3) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 25 | 1line102.txt |
| A Fish Tale | Nature/Plants/Animals | 28 | 1line129.txt |
| A Foolish Client | Finance/Money | 28 | lawyer30.txt |
| A Gift To Last | Relationships/Selfimage | 66 | gift2las.txt |
| A Good Listener | Love/Sex/Marriage | 74 | gdlisner.txt |
| A Good Move | Medicine/Remedies | 79 | goodmove.txt |
| A Goose, A Duck, And A Lawyer | Life/Society/Politics | 27 | lawyer19.txt |
| A Journey To India | Faith/Religion/Insight | 286 | indiatrp.txt |
| A Modern Pioneer | Life/Society/Politics | 23 | 1liner11.txt |
| A Note From Santa | Seasonal/Festive | 205 | santajok.txt |
| A Probable Certainty | Life/Society/Politics | 23 | jkstat08.txt |
| A Real Patriot | Life/Society/Politics | 20 | 1line141.txt |
| A Reluctant Homecoming | Travel/Transport | 285 | falsguru.txt |
| A Self Made Man | Love/Sex/Marriage | 34 | selfmade.txt |
| A Sexual Viewpoint (1) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 22 | 1line103.txt |
| A Slippery Lawyer | Finance/Money | 33 | lawyer29.txt |
| A Statistician Defined | Science/Techno/Tools | 22 | jkstat10.txt |
| A Theoretical Physicist | Science/Techno/Tools | 27 | 1line160.txt |
| A Trip To Forget | Love/Sex/Marriage | 100 | forgtrip.txt |
| A True Friend | Relationships/Selfimage | 19 | 1liner17.txt |
| A Woman's Favorite Animals | Nature/Plants/Animals | 34 | favaniml.txt |
| Accident Avoidance | Travel/Transport | 88 | jkstat02.txt |
| Accounting Errors | Finance/Money | 95 | acerrors.txt |
| Achieving Equality | Love/Sex/Marriage | 46 | equalsex.txt |
| Afraid Of Santa Claus? | Seasonal/Festive | 16 | claustro.txt |
| America... (1) | Life/Society/Politics | 21 | 1liner70.txt |
| America... (2) | Medicine/Remedies | 12 | 1liner71.txt |
| An Outdoor Girl | Love/Sex/Marriage | 35 | outdoorg.txt |
| Analysis Of A Helpdesk Call | Work/Career/HR | 123 | helpcall.txt |
| Anarchism | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1line143.txt |
| Appropriate Charts (1) | Food/Drink/Cooking | 11 | 1line106.txt |
| Appropriate Charts (2) | Food/Drink/Cooking | 15 | 1line107.txt |
| Arnold Schwarzennegger Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 11 | ccompd33.txt |
| At The End Of Their Careers | Work/Career/HR | 20 | careerend.txt |
| AT&T Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 15 | ccompd30.txt |
| Atheist Holidays | Faith/Religion/Insight | 57 | athholdy.txt |
| Athlete's Feet | Recreation/Games/Sports | 12 | 1liner26.txt |
| Australian IT | Travel/Transport | 11 | 1liner27.txt |
| Baby-Sitter | Family/Parenting/Kids | 18 | 1liner01.txt |
| Bachelor Cook | Food/Drink/Cooking | 59 | bachcook.txt |
| Backwards Poets | Publishing/Writing/IP | 7 | 1liner29.txt |
| Be Careful | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1liner02.txt |
| Between Heaven And Hell | Faith/Religion/Insight | 23 | 1line138.txt |
| Bicycle Stand | Travel/Transport | 11 | 1liner21.txt |
| Big Turkeys | Food/Drink/Cooking | 42 | bigturky.txt |
| Bird Lessons | Management/Leadership | 148 | manage01.txt |
| Blessed Are They | Relationships/Selfimage | 19 | 1liner87.txt |
| Bombing The Odds | Travel/Transport | 111 | jkstat01.txt |
| Bread Recipes | Food/Drink/Cooking | 12 | 1liner20.txt |
| Breakfast | Food/Drink/Cooking | 11 | 1liner23.txt |
| Bridges Of Paris | Travel/Transport | 14 | 1liner32.txt |
| Bucket Seats | Travel/Transport | 16 | 1liner03.txt |
| Calendar Days | Miscellaneous/General | 7 | 1liner25.txt |
| Cancer Research | Medicine/Remedies | 12 | 1line157.txt |
| Cars For The Rich | Life/Society/Politics | 25 | carsrich.txt |
| Cat On The Beach | Seasonal/Festive | 17 | xmascat.txt |
| Chess Nuts | Seasonal/Festive | 27 | chesnuts.txt |
| Chicken Crossing | Nature/Plants/Animals | 11 | 1liner22.txt |
| Children Seldom Misquote | Family/Parenting/Kids | 19 | kidjok04.txt |
| Chosen Profession | Work/Career/HR | 67 | drplumbr.txt |
| Christmas Holiday Memo | Seasonal/Festive | 126 | xmasholm.txt |
| Cliches | Education/Learning | 9 | 1line163.txt |
| College Graduate | Work/Career/HR | 73 | collgrad.txt |
| Computer Thoughts | Science/Techno/Tools | 11 | 1liner80.txt |
| Computing Laws | Science/Techno/Tools | 10 | 1line116.txt |
| Confessional Relief | Faith/Religion/Insight | 57 | irishj06.txt |
| Conscience | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1liner04.txt |
| Conversation | Relationships/Selfimage | 9 | 1liner88.txt |
| Creativity | Work/Career/HR | 10 | 1line148.txt |
| Curing A Cold | Medicine/Remedies | 86 | curecold.txt |
| Customer Help | Work/Career/HR | 43 | custhelp.txt |
| Customer Relations | Relationships/Selfimage | 81 | custrels.txt |
| Dan Quayle Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 17 | ccompd34.txt |
| Date In Question | Miscellaneous/General | 16 | dateinqn.txt |
| Dealing With Trouble | Life/Society/Politics | 148 | bardistu.txt |
| Death Of A Husband | Love/Sex/Marriage | 60 | husbdied.txt |
| Defining A Budget | Finance/Money | 21 | 1liner85.txt |
| Defining A Celebrity | Life/Society/Politics | 14 | 1line122.txt |
| Defining A Consultant | Work/Career/HR | 28 | 1line123.txt |
| Defining Fate | Faith/Religion/Insight | 103 | truthsch.txt |
| Definition of a Computer Cache | Science/Techno/Tools | 25 | ccompd03.txt |
| Definition of a Computer Meeting | Science/Techno/Tools | 27 | ccompd10.txt |
| Definition Of A Computer Programmer | Science/Techno/Tools | 87 | programr.txt |
| Definition of a Computer Regression Analysis | Science/Techno/Tools | 17 | ccompd18.txt |
| Definition of a Computer Strategy | Science/Techno/Tools | 23 | ccompd19.txt |
| Definition of a Machine-Independent Program | Science/Techno/Tools | 14 | ccompd09.txt |
| Definition of a Minicomputer | Science/Techno/Tools | 17 | ccompd11.txt |
| Definition of a Systems Programmer | Science/Techno/Tools | 35 | ccompd20.txt |
| Definition of ADA in Computing | Internet/Online | 30 | ccompd01.txt |
| Definition of an Information Center | Science/Techno/Tools | 27 | ccompd07.txt |
| Definition of Computer Bugs | Science/Techno/Tools | 38 | ccompd02.txt |
| Definition of Computer Quality Control | Science/Techno/Tools | 28 | ccompd17.txt |
| Definition of Economies of Scale | Science/Techno/Tools | 68 | ccompd05.txt |
| Definition of Hardware | Science/Techno/Tools | 13 | ccompd06.txt |
| Definition of Information Processing | Science/Techno/Tools | 26 | ccompd08.txt |
| Definition of Office Automation in Computing | Science/Techno/Tools | 27 | ccompd12.txt |
| Definition of On-line in Computing | Science/Techno/Tools | 18 | ccompd13.txt |
| Definition of Pascal in Computing | Science/Techno/Tools | 24 | ccompd14.txt |
| Definition of Performance in Computing | Science/Techno/Tools | 36 | ccompd15.txt |
| Definition of Priority in Computing | Science/Techno/Tools | 46 | ccompd16.txt |
| Definition of Program Documentation | Science/Techno/Tools | 15 | ccompd04.txt |
| Definition Of Statistical Analysis | Life/Society/Politics | 44 | statanal.txt |
| Department Store Pastimes (1) | Life/Society/Politics | 92 | deptpas1.txt |
| Department Store Pastimes (2) | Life/Society/Politics | 118 | deptpas2.txt |
| Department Store Pastimes (3) | Life/Society/Politics | 101 | deptpas3.txt |
| Depressed Elf | Seasonal/Festive | 15 | santaslh.txt |
| Developing Memory | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 11 | 1line132.txt |
| Diogenes' Lawyer | Life/Society/Politics | 25 | lawyer07.txt |
| Diplomacy Defined | Life/Society/Politics | 25 | 1line139.txt |
| Dirty Joke | Miscellaneous/General | 36 | dirtjoke.txt |
| Disco Art | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 11 | 1liner75.txt |
| Donkey Dilemma | Management/Leadership | 171 | manage03.txt |
| Drinking Himself To Death | Food/Drink/Cooking | 138 | irishj04.txt |
| Drunk Again | Life/Society/Politics | 73 | drunkagn.txt |
| Drunken Affection | Love/Sex/Marriage | 69 | draffect.txt |
| Dying Young | Life/Society/Politics | 19 | 1liner81.txt |
| Economists (1) | Finance/Money | 21 | 1liner83.txt |
| Economists (2) | Finance/Money | 17 | 1liner84.txt |
| Ego Fate | Relationships/Selfimage | 16 | 1liner44.txt |
| Election Promises | Life/Society/Politics | 26 | 1line108.txt |
| Emergency Call Response | Fitness/Wellbeing | 11 | 1line131.txt |
| Emergency Doc | Work/Career/HR | 26 | emergdoc.txt |
| Emergency Landing | Travel/Transport | 199 | emgyland.txt |
| Emulate Your Heroes | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1line150.txt |
| Ending It | Love/Sex/Marriage | 14 | 1liner39.txt |
| Experience | Life/Society/Politics | 17 | 1liner05.txt |
| Falling Pianos | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 16 | 1liner31.txt |
| Father Of Five | Family/Parenting/Kids | 57 | 5childrn.txt |
| Federal Bureaucrat Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 32 | ccompd23.txt |
| Feel Good (1) | Medicine/Remedies | 18 | 1liner96.txt |
| Feel Good (2) | Life/Society/Politics | 11 | 1liner97.txt |
| Feel Good (3) | Management/Leadership | 9 | 1liner98.txt |
| Feeling Good | Science/Techno/Tools | 23 | jkstat09.txt |
| Feline Choice | Nature/Plants/Animals | 8 | felinech.txt |
| Ferry Ride | Travel/Transport | 114 | ferryride.txt |
| Feudalism And Democracy | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1liner33.txt |
| Figure Line | Life/Society/Politics | 37 | figureln.txt |
| Final Cramming | Faith/Religion/Insight | 23 | finlcram.txt |
| Firm Decisions | Management/Leadership | 10 | 1line124.txt |
| First Flight | Science/Techno/Tools | 18 | 1line142.txt |
| Flower Power | Love/Sex/Marriage | 49 | flowerpr.txt |
| Food For Thought | Food/Drink/Cooking | 54 | food4thou.txt |
| Fool-Proof Sculpting Method | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 24 | 1line127.txt |
| Fortune-Telling Heights | Miscellaneous/General | 15 | 1liner41.txt |
| Fouling Things Up | Science/Techno/Tools | 15 | 1liner79.txt |
| Freedom Of Worship | Faith/Religion/Insight | 21 | 1line152.txt |
| Frozen Out | Nature/Plants/Animals | 19 | lawyer28.txt |
| Gallup Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 26 | ccompd35.txt |
| Genuine Grades | Education/Learning | 27 | gengrade.txt |
| George Washington's ID | Finance/Money | 21 | 1line164.txt |
| Ghostbusting Cost | Finance/Money | 11 | 1liner35.txt |
| Going Gray | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 16 | 1liner43.txt |
| Golf Lessons | Recreation/Games/Sports | 47 | golflesn.txt |
| Good Intentions | Fitness/Wellbeing | 105 | chsatlas.txt |
| Government Economist Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 14 | ccompd21.txt |
| Graduating Into Real Life | Education/Learning | 52 | gradlife.txt |
| Grandad's Score | Recreation/Games/Sports | 46 | grandadsc.txt |
| Handwriting | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1liner06.txt |
| Happiness | Finance/Money | 18 | 1liner07.txt |
| Happy New Year! | Seasonal/Festive | 243 | happynyr.txt |
| Having Fun | Love/Sex/Marriage | 17 | 1liner78.txt |
| Headache Cure | Medicine/Remedies | 30 | advice01.txt |
| Helping At Home | Love/Sex/Marriage | 60 | helpahome.txt |
| Hokey Pokey Man Dies | Recreation/Games/Sports | 47 | hokypoky.txt |
| Hospitable Visiting | Life/Society/Politics | 167 | hosvisit.txt |
| House Proud | Love/Sex/Marriage | 48 | houseprd.txt |
| How Many Law Professors? | Life/Society/Politics | 28 | lawyer17.txt |
| How To Lie To Your Bathroom Scale | Fitness/Wellbeing | 204 | liescale.txt |
| Indecision | Travel/Transport | 18 | 1line149.txt |
| Insanity Is To Art | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 13 | 1liner76.txt |
| Invitation To Suicide | Life/Society/Politics | 23 | 1liner94.txt |
| Its Own Reward | Faith/Religion/Insight | 14 | 1liner82.txt |
| Just Another Survey | Life/Society/Politics | 21 | jkstat04.txt |
| Just Truckin' | Love/Sex/Marriage | 133 | jtruckin.txt |
| Keeping Your Sanity at Work (1) | Work/Career/HR | 114 | sanewk01.txt |
| Keeping Your Sanity at Work (2) | Work/Career/HR | 123 | sanewk02.txt |
| Keeping Your Sanity at Work (3) | Work/Career/HR | 83 | sanewk03.txt |
| Keeping Your Sanity at Work (4) | Work/Career/HR | 125 | sanewk04.txt |
| Kitchen Blast | History/Mythology | 15 | 1liner36.txt |
| Know Where You're Going | Inspiration/Motivation | 18 | 1liner08.txt |
| Last Word | Love/Sex/Marriage | 24 | 1line115.txt |
| Last Words | Life/Society/Politics | 83 | irishj05.txt |
| Latin Profundities | Miscellaneous/General | 15 | 1line155.txt |
| Laying Blame | Science/Techno/Tools | 13 | 1liner77.txt |
| Leadership And Management | Management/Leadership | 15 | 1line156.txt |
| Legal Differences | Life/Society/Politics | 37 | lawyer02.txt |
| Less Than 100% | Inspiration/Motivation | 15 | 1line151.txt |
| Life And Death | Life/Society/Politics | 14 | 1line105.txt |
| Lifting The Curse | Love/Sex/Marriage | 64 | liftcurs.txt |
| Linguists | Life/Society/Politics | 22 | linguist.txt |
| Live now | Life/Society/Politics | 13 | 1line134.txt |
| Living In The Past | Life/Society/Politics | 17 | 1liner86.txt |
| Looking Back (1) | Life/Society/Politics | 9 | 1liner95.txt |
| Looking Back (2) | Relationships/Selfimage | 11 | 1line104.txt |
| Lost In A Balloon (1) | Work/Career/HR | 167 | balloon1.txt |
| Lost In A Balloon (2) | Work/Career/HR | 165 | balloon2.txt |
| Lost Money | Life/Society/Politics | 26 | lostmony.txt |
| Lying Lawyers | Life/Society/Politics | 16 | lawyer18.txt |
| Making Kool-Aid | Food/Drink/Cooking | 29 | kool-aid.txt |
| Making Up Statistics | Life/Society/Politics | 21 | jkstat07.txt |
| Management's Biggest Problem | Work/Career/HR | 14 | 1line147.txt |
| Mario Cuomo Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 14 | ccompd28.txt |
| Marriage And Longevity | Love/Sex/Marriage | 21 | 1line165.txt |
| Marriage Lines (01) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 27 | mlines01.txt |
| Marriage Lines (02) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 37 | mlines02.txt |
| Marriage Lines (03) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 19 | mlines03.txt |
| Marriage Lines (04) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 19 | mlines04.txt |
| Marriage Lines (05) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 19 | mlines05.txt |
| Marriage Lines (06) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 26 | mlines06.txt |
| Marriage Lines (07) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 34 | mlines07.txt |
| Marriage Lines (08) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 23 | mlines08.txt |
| Marriage Lines (09) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 12 | mlines09.txt |
| Marriage Lines (10) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 23 | mlines10.txt |
| Marriage Lines (11) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 40 | mlines11.txt |
| Marriage Lines (12) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 21 | mlines12.txt |
| Marriage Lines (13) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 25 | mlines13.txt |
| Marriage Lines (14) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 13 | mlines14.txt |
| Marriage Lines (15) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 27 | mlines15.txt |
| Marriage Lines (16) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 27 | mlines16.txt |
| Maternity Definitions | Family/Parenting/Kids | 208 | materdef.txt |
| Mealtime | Food/Drink/Cooking | 11 | 1line133.txt |
| Measure Of The Law | Life/Society/Politics | 30 | lawyer26.txt |
| Medical Advances | Medicine/Remedies | 75 | medadvan.txt |
| Medical Jabs | Medicine/Remedies | 8 | 1liner34.txt |
| Messing With Experience | Travel/Transport | 51 | stubshow.txt |
| Mice Versus Lawyers | Life/Society/Politics | 89 | lawyer24.txt |
| Middle Age | Life/Society/Politics | 17 | 1liner09.txt |
| Milestone Of Life | Life/Society/Politics | 116 | irishj02.txt |
| Misers | Finance/Money | 14 | 1liner10.txt |
| Modern Art | Arts/Crafts/Entertainment | 16 | 1liner73.txt |
| Money | Finance/Money | 13 | 1liner12.txt |
| My Own World | Miscellaneous/General | 19 | 1line154.txt |
| Natural Mimics | Family/Parenting/Kids | 20 | kidjok03.txt |
| New World Order Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 18 | ccompd22.txt |
| Nickels And Dimes | Life/Society/Politics | 137 | nicndime.txt |
| Numbers And People | Miscellaneous/General | 15 | 1line110.txt |
| Office Arithmetic | Work/Career/HR | 22 | oficsums.txt |
| Old Soldiers | Life/Society/Politics | 9 | 1line146.txt |
| Olive | Seasonal/Festive | 26 | olive.txt |
| On Computer Power | Science/Techno/Tools | 20 | 1line161.txt |
| On Lending | Finance/Money | 17 | olending.txt |
| On Marriage | Love/Sex/Marriage | 13 | 1liner45.txt |
| On Tools | Science/Techno/Tools | 37 | on_tools.txt |
| One Day At A Time | Life/Society/Politics | 26 | 1line140.txt |
| One Too Few | Food/Drink/Cooking | 128 | irishj03.txt |
| Opportunities | Inspiration/Motivation | 8 | 1liner13.txt |
| Oprah Winfrey Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 15 | ccompd29.txt |
| Origin Of PMS | Medicine/Remedies | 18 | pmsorign.txt |
| Paddy Murphy's Fight | Life/Society/Politics | 134 | irishj01.txt |
| Paranoia | Life/Society/Politics | 17 | 1line137.txt |
| Partridge In A Pear Tree | Seasonal/Festive | 592 | dearjohn.txt |
| Paul Revere Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 25 | ccompd24.txt |
| Photo Restoration | Life/Society/Politics | 69 | photores.txt |
| Pillpopping Advice | Medicine/Remedies | 103 | pillpopa.txt |
| Plateau Defined | Miscellaneous/General | 10 | 1liner37.txt |
| Playing Leapfrog | Recreation/Games/Sports | 12 | 1line128.txt |
| Poetic Sport | Publishing/Writing/IP | 13 | 1liner74.txt |
| Political Jokes | Life/Society/Politics | 12 | 1line113.txt |
| Politically Correct Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 17 | ccompd25.txt |
| Popular Consensus | Life/Society/Politics | 12 | 1line135.txt |
| Postal Mugshots | Life/Society/Politics | 44 | postmugs.txt |
| Problems With Genes | Life/Society/Politics | 15 | 1line144.txt |
| Psychotic Or Neurotic | Education/Learning | 24 | psychnum.txt |
| Quick Recovery | Fitness/Wellbeing | 14 | 1liner38.txt |
| Quoting Statistics | Life/Society/Politics | 23 | 1line158.txt |
| Recent Surveys | Life/Society/Politics | 13 | jkstat05.txt |
| Recipe For A Holiday Meal | Seasonal/Festive | 317 | holmeal.txt |
| Remarrying | Love/Sex/Marriage | 16 | 1liner89.txt |
| Respect For Age | Food/Drink/Cooking | 13 | 1line145.txt |
| Ribbon Hood | Seasonal/Festive | 16 | rhood.txt |
| Right To Life Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 36 | ccompd26.txt |
| Romance Arithmetic | Love/Sex/Marriage | 22 | romansum.txt |
| Ross Perot Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 15 | ccompd27.txt |
| Rudolph The Red | Seasonal/Festive | 121 | czarrud.txt |
| Rule Breaking | Education/Learning | 91 | rulebrkg.txt |
| Santa Claus Jnr | Seasonal/Festive | 20 | santabab.txt |
| Santa's Gardens | Seasonal/Festive | 12 | hohoho.txt |
| Santa's Helpers | Seasonal/Festive | 7 | 1liner28.txt |
| Santa's Reindeer | Seasonal/Festive | 21 | cometcl.txt |
| Screwed In The Amazon | Life/Society/Politics | 98 | amazonsc.txt |
| Shopping By Gender | Love/Sex/Marriage | 23 | 1line166.txt |
| Shopping Place | Life/Society/Politics | 12 | 1liner19.txt |
| Sinful Sisters | Life/Society/Politics | 135 | sinsists.txt |
| Sleeping In Church | Faith/Religion/Insight | 25 | 1line111.txt |
| Slow Motion Accident | Life/Society/Politics | 99 | slowmoacc.txt |
| Smile | Relationships/Selfimage | 17 | 1liner15.txt |
| Smiling Snowman | Seasonal/Festive | 20 | snowman.txt |
| Snowman And Vampire | Seasonal/Festive | 16 | fbite.txt |
| Snowman's Breakfast | Seasonal/Festive | 10 | snowbrek.txt |
| Some People | Work/Career/HR | 17 | 1liner16.txt |
| Spelling | Seasonal/Festive | 14 | noel.txt |
| Sprinting Lessons | Publishing/Writing/IP | 14 | 1liner72.txt |
| St. Peter And The Lawyer | Life/Society/Politics | 134 | lawyer09.txt |
| Statistical Precision | Life/Society/Politics | 22 | jkstat06.txt |
| Statisticians Do It | Love/Sex/Marriage | 53 | jkstat12.txt |
| Stock Replenishment | Nature/Plants/Animals | 80 | stockrep.txt |
| Stuck In The Chimney | Seasonal/Festive | 20 | chimstuk.txt |
| Stuck Under A Bridge | Travel/Transport | 92 | bridgstk.txt |
| Stuck With Debt | Finance/Money | 14 | 1liner42.txt |
| Tainted Money | Finance/Money | 18 | 1liner40.txt |
| Taxing Dilemma | Love/Sex/Marriage | 196 | taxdilem.txt |
| Ted Turner Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 7 | ccompd32.txt |
| Ten Signs You Are 'Burned Out' At Work | Work/Career/HR | 125 | 10burned.txt |
| Test Your Professional Status | Work/Career/HR | 272 | profstat.txt |
| The 3 Stages Of Man | Seasonal/Festive | 20 | 3stages.txt |
| The Balloonists And The Lawyer | Life/Society/Politics | 183 | lawyer08.txt |
| The Bird In The Bush | Relationships/Selfimage | 18 | 1line118.txt |
| The Bird In The Hand | Fitness/Wellbeing | 18 | 1line119.txt |
| The Crow And The Rabbit | Management/Leadership | 84 | manage02.txt |
| The Dead Parrot | Medicine/Remedies | 148 | dedparrot.txt |
| The Empty Seat | Love/Sex/Marriage | 128 | emptseat.txt |
| The Final Exam | Education/Learning | 129 | jkstat03.txt |
| The Game Of Love | Love/Sex/Marriage | 546 | gameolov.txt |
| The Judge And The Jury | Life/Society/Politics | 195 | lawyer01.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Alligator | Nature/Plants/Animals | 44 | lawyer27.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Car Thief | Life/Society/Politics | 91 | lawyer21.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Dog | Life/Society/Politics | 38 | lawyer25.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Gigolo | Life/Society/Politics | 25 | lawyer13.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Godfather | Life/Society/Politics | 24 | lawyer15.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Physician | Life/Society/Politics | 39 | lawyer16.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Rooster | Life/Society/Politics | 32 | lawyer22.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Tombstone | Life/Society/Politics | 100 | lawyer04.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Vampire | Life/Society/Politics | 23 | lawyer14.txt |
| The Lawyer And The Whorehouse | Life/Society/Politics | 144 | lawyer12.txt |
| The Lawyer's Baby | Life/Society/Politics | 127 | lawyer06.txt |
| The Lawyer's Dog | Life/Society/Politics | 140 | lawyer05.txt |
| The Lawyer's Epitaph | Life/Society/Politics | 70 | lawyer20.txt |
| The Long Wait | Travel/Transport | 45 | longwait.txt |
| The MCI Virus | Science/Techno/Tools | 20 | ccompd31.txt |
| The Message | Faith/Religion/Insight | 165 | tmessage.txt |
| The Morning After | Seasonal/Festive | 131 | mornaftr.txt |
| The Nacho Cheese | Food/Drink/Cooking | 195 | nachochz.txt |
| The New Boots | Life/Society/Politics | 107 | newboots.txt |
| The Only Science | Nature/Plants/Animals | 17 | 1line159.txt |
| The Pope And The Lawyer | Life/Society/Politics | 268 | lawyer10.txt |
| The Real Reason | Finance/Money | 21 | 1liner14.txt |
| The Sand In Africa | Nature/Plants/Animals | 26 | 1line130.txt |
| The Search For Inner Peace | Food/Drink/Cooking | 80 | inrpeace.txt |
| The Turkey And The Bull | Management/Leadership | 136 | manage04.txt |
| The Two Math Professors | Education/Learning | 204 | mathjk01.txt |
| The Wife's Birthday | Love/Sex/Marriage | 17 | 1line114.txt |
| Time Flies | Nature/Plants/Animals | 12 | 1liner30.txt |
| Time Out | Travel/Transport | 146 | jkstat11.txt |
| Too Late | Love/Sex/Marriage | 71 | nitelect.txt |
| Too Much Coffee | Food/Drink/Cooking | 125 | 2mcoffee.txt |
| Travel Charge | Travel/Transport | 31 | travchge.txt |
| True Counting | Education/Learning | 19 | 1line112.txt |
| True Incompetence | Work/Career/HR | 10 | 1line153.txt |
| True Scientists | Science/Techno/Tools | 32 | trusiens.txt |
| Two Black Eyes | Life/Society/Politics | 119 | 2blackis.txt |
| Two Groups | Life/Society/Politics | 29 | twogroup.txt |
| Two Idiots | Life/Society/Politics | 23 | 1line162.txt |
| Under Oath | Life/Society/Politics | 40 | lawyer03.txt |
| Unknown Statistic | Life/Society/Politics | 15 | 1line109.txt |
| Wacky Medical Terms | Medicine/Remedies | 152 | dqmedtms.txt |
| War Results | Life/Society/Politics | 14 | 1line136.txt |
| Wedded Bliss | Love/Sex/Marriage | 50 | wedbliss.txt |
| What I'd like... (1) | Medicine/Remedies | 11 | 1liner91.txt |
| What I'd like... (2) | Finance/Money | 9 | 1liner92.txt |
| What I'd like... (3) | Life/Society/Politics | 10 | 1liner93.txt |
| When I Die | Travel/Transport | 28 | whenidie.txt |
| Where Do Lawyers Come From? | Life/Society/Politics | 34 | lawyer23.txt |
| Who Did It | Work/Career/HR | 80 | whodidit.txt |
| Will Definition | Life/Society/Politics | 12 | 1liner24.txt |
| Willing People | Work/Career/HR | 21 | 1liner18.txt |
| Willingness To Cook | Food/Drink/Cooking | 27 | 1liner90.txt |
| Without God | Faith/Religion/Insight | 14 | 1liner99.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (01) | Relationships/Selfimage | 15 | 1liner46.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (02) | Life/Society/Politics | 19 | 1liner47.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (03) | Life/Society/Politics | 21 | 1liner48.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (04) | Life/Society/Politics | 21 | 1liner49.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (05) | Finance/Money | 15 | 1liner50.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (06) | Travel/Transport | 23 | 1liner51.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (07) | Nature/Plants/Animals | 18 | 1liner52.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (08) | Life/Society/Politics | 18 | 1liner53.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (09) | Fitness/Wellbeing | 17 | 1liner54.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (10) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 18 | 1liner55.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (11) | Fitness/Wellbeing | 19 | 1liner56.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (12) | Finance/Money | 21 | 1liner57.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (13) | Finance/Money | 16 | 1liner58.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (14) | Life/Society/Politics | 22 | 1liner59.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (15) | Work/Career/HR | 17 | 1liner60.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (16) | Fitness/Wellbeing | 18 | 1liner61.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (17) | Fitness/Wellbeing | 22 | 1liner62.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (18) | Love/Sex/Marriage | 36 | 1liner63.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (19) | Family/Parenting/Kids | 29 | 1liner64.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (20) | Life/Society/Politics | 25 | 1liner65.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (21) | Travel/Transport | 25 | 1liner66.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (22) | Work/Career/HR | 27 | 1liner67.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (23) | Life/Society/Politics | 29 | 1liner68.txt |
| You Know You Are Having a Bad Day (24) | Life/Society/Politics | 27 | 1liner69.txt |
| You're Only Young Once | Family/Parenting/Kids | 17 | kidjok01.txt |
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